Alright. I cave. You win. I got an account. Jon does it and we all go to pieces. But I've been lurking, and I actually quite like it around here.

Then Maria had to go a tell me if I don't do things correctly the intarwebs will eats me.

So, for notice, I'm a DA newbie. If I do something wrong, I apologize pre-fault. But I'm trying to learn, so don't be too virtually vicious to poor little me.

Edit: I've participated in NaNoWriMo in 2005 and 2006. I successfully mananged to come up with enough drivel to "win" each year. I may, at some point, post some notes from my 2006 prose, which was an epic tale about a lawyer who loses a case for a pornography overlord and as an alternative to suicide he joins the army during WWII and falls in love with a famous french revolutionist sexpot.

I'm sure you're all very interested.